Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Your Call Has Been Forwarded

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system...


The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a message and she'll get back to you...eventually.

Conference call amongst yourselves, Bitches.

Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.

Mr. Peenee says, When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

Norma chimes in with, Exact same thing's been happening to me.

So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.

Peenee pipes up yet again, Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.

Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed. 

And yes, Mr. Peenee, I do save all of them, if you must know.

28 comments:

  1. No problems for me with the page loading.

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  2. I too have been having the exact same problems when loading Infomaniac - I thought it was just my lousy internet connection.
    Sx

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    1. I’ve had problems in the past but this go round it’s been OK so far.

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  3. I adore talking into a long mic. I had no problem loading.

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  4. I'm hearing a tapping sound on the other end of the line. Is that Morse Code?


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  5. I can't find my ear horn, speak the fuck up!

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    1. Perhaps ye horn has a new place,
      in a holster orifice,
      not upon your face.

      It sits somewhat snug,
      in an irregularly shaped gash,
      reverberating the moans,
      of all whom you've stashed.

      The lines were strung,
      from pole to pole,
      echoing transmissions,
      only sheer nerve could cajole.

      Like mold in a crock pot,
      the message is clear,
      seek and enzyme to dissolve
      protein build-up in there.

      We could shout but we whisper,
      in rhyming delight,
      Norma dear your senses
      are more crusty than tight.




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    2. Well, you got the crusty part right.

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  6. I tried to view infomaniac whilst abroad but failed. My mobile phone is of the sensitive nature and doesn't allow me look at filth. No problems on the PC though.

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  7. I've not had any problems viewing Infomaniac, mores the pity...

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  8. I experience the issue in Safari but not in Firefox.

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  9. No problems with freezing nipples here but I had a similar thing at Suffering Fools Badly for a couple years, but it stopped about 4 or 5 months ago.

    BrianB

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  10. So....

    Hayward says it was a problem in Safari but reading my blog in Firefox worked for him.

    I don't know what browsers the rest of you Bitches are using but perhaps that's worth considering. I use Firefox and don't have the problem.

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    1. Ya, ya, ya.....I've been screamed at to dump Safari for years. And speaking of issues, my computer decided to die last night! Now I need to venture down into the catacombs to visit this dump.

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    2. I’m using Safari with no problems as of now.

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    3. A bit of a "bowel owl", are ya, Norma???

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    4. I mostly use Windows (10?) and Firefox. I think I'm going to change to Safari...

      Actually, I did have this problem viewing my own blog on my phone (which is also Windows, but certainly not 10) this morning. I don't have Justin Trudeau's nippular area on my blog, but I was prevented from getting past the second comment in my "Photos from a Lost Weekend" post until I refreshed the page.

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  11. so, I'm still having the same problem and I also am using Safari, mostly because I'm cantankerous.

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  12. Oh, I am on Safari. I have to click three times on the warning page before getting any sort of response... and then I have to refresh the page again before I get the whole page. Maybe it's something to do with the warning page?
    Sx

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    1. Something like "this is for your own good" ?

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  14. DAMN IT! I think I just sat of Norma's ear horn.

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    1. If it's up that Holland Tunnel
      of yours, it'll never be seen again.

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  15. "Hello? Yes, this is Hugh. Hugh G. Rection, at your service."

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  16. The PM feels our pain with the Infomaniac loading issue.

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    1. OMG, I've made the Prime Minister cry.

      I haven't the foggiest how to fix the loading issue. Apologies to everyone for being a Luddite.

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  17. Obscure operating system + obscure browser = no problem.
    Had problems under win7.

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