Wednesday, April 26, 2017

We Disapprove

Whatever it is you're thinking about doing, Norma and The Mistress disapprove...

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Public Service Announcement #36

Think twice before calling room service. Studies show that hotel phones have high levels of bodily fluid residue on them…


Telephone keypads in hotel rooms were found to be teeming with over double the acceptable amount of bacteria; far more, in fact, than bathroom door handles.

Experts suggest that hotel guests protect themselves from bacteria by washing their hands, using hand sanitizer and wiping down surfaces with disinfectant wipes.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Gardening is Cheaper than Therapy and You Get Tomatoes

Now that it's spring, have you Bitches started gardening?


Later this year, we'll be hosting the SEVENTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT. Previous entries can be viewed here.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Ladder Safety, Continued

Honestly, did you Bitches learn NOTHING from yesterday's post?...


Monday, April 17, 2017

Public Service Announcement #35

Ladders are a frequent source of injuries. Please follow these safety guidelines.

Wear SHOES with non-slip soles...


DON'T exceed the maximum load capacity of a ladder. Only one person at a time is permitted on a ladder unless the ladder is specifically designed for more than one climber...


Climb FACING the ladder and place your feet firmly on each rung...

Center your body on the ladder and keep your belt buckle between the rails while maintaining a firm grip...


Use secure blocking or have someone hold the ladder...

DON'T climb a ladder if you are not physically and mentally up to the task...

Failure to comply with the above regulations will result in punishment from The Mistress...

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Friday, April 14, 2017

Talking Trudeau Doll

Recently here on Infomaniac, we brought you the lifesize Justin Trudeau cardboard cutout. Today, we introduce the Justin Trudeau talking doll!...

For just $129.99 CAD (or three easy payments of $43.33) plus shipping and handling, this chatty chieftain can be yours.

It's fully poseable, so you can display him however you like.

At 38.1 centimeteres, it stands about 10 cm taller than a Barbie doll. Or should we say a Ken doll?

Push his button and in his own voice Trudeau says phrases like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change,” “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them,” “I'm an Infomaniac Bitch,” and more.

Not intended for children under 14. “This doll is not a toy,” the website warns. “It is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors.”

Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Don't delay; order now! Available here or from the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Tartan Day

For those of you of Scottish heritage, today is Tartan Day ...


Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

The late Bette Davis clutches her pearls as she's informed she shares her birthday with Mr. Peenee ...

Miss Davis insists he partake of her cake...

Cheers to Mr. Peenee!...

Vodka shots, anyone?...

Happy birthday, PEENEE!

Sunday, April 02, 2017

New Feature on Infomaniac

A few of you eagle-eyed Bitches have noticed that there’s a new feature on Infomaniac’s sidebar.

Today, for example, you’ll see a photo of actress Drew Barrymore.

A few days from now, the photo will change to something else.

Below the sidebar photo it says, “Drew Barrymore Banned on Infomaniac.”

Above the sidebar photo, it says, "Click pic for details." If you click on the photo, it will lead you to an article.

Every so often, The Mistress will change the sidebar photo and the caption. Simply click on the photo to find out what it’s all about. You’ll be lead to an article or news item of some sort.

So why is Drew Barrymore banned on Infomaniac, you ask? Well, if you click on the photo, you’ll see the headline, “Drew Barrymore Named Crocs Brand Ambassador.” That should be all you need to know. The Mistress bans anyone wearing Crocs, approving of Crocs, and especially becoming an AMBASSADOR for Crocs.

The Mistress will not rest until Crocs are banished from the face of the Earth.

p.s. We hope you enjoy this new feature on Infomaniac.

Saturday, April 01, 2017