Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Meanwhile, Back at the Infomaniac House of Beauty


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22 comments:

  1. The girls are waiting patiently for the infamous butter stick treatment.
    *snaps on rubber gloves*
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: I fear another litigation case.

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    2. From third-right's wide-eyed look, I'd say it's already begun!

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  2. "Nature never fashioned
    A flower so fair.
    No rose can compare-
    Nothing respectable
    Half so delectable.
    Cheer them
    In their glory,
    Diamonds and pearls,
    Dazzling jewels
    By the score.
    This is what beauty can be.
    Beauty celestial,
    The best, you'll
    Agree:
    All for you,
    These beautiful girls!"


    Jx

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    1. JON: I feel a show tune mood coming on.

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    2. I am always in a "show tune mood". Every day in work, I sing "There's gotta be something better than this!"

      Jx

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  3. Finals for the Wrinkle Queen ?

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    1. MAGO: kabuki zero once suggested we have a line of wrinkle creams named 'MJ's face flatterer' or 'Miss Scarlett's Mist of beauty'.

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  4. Um...not sure about the third from the left.Kissy-bristels.Just saying...

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    1. DINAHMOW: So few of the men featured on Infomaniac want to kiss you or I so not to worry.

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  5. Looks like a Siberian Pop Group.

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    1. DAMIEN: ♫Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out♫

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    2. **looks down**

      They're ringing Mistress.

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  6. It's been ages since I last had a facial. *Sighs wistfully*

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    1. Former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial:

      "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."

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  7. no towels in the gym, towels in the salon....
    mistress, who's running HR? you?

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    1. NORMA: The Mistress is desperately trying to keep up with running the Infomaniac Gymnasium, the Infomaniac House of Beauty, Infomaniac Airlines, the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge, and so much more.

      Being a titan of industry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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    2. maybe our president can give you a few pointers.

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  8. Auditions for "The "Mikado" are going well I see...

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    1. PRINNY: Don’t even THINK about signing up as wardrobe mistress.

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    1. LX: As much as I like you, it wouldn’t be proper.

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