Saturday, December 16, 2017

The Infomaniac Christmas Party!



As you can see (above) The Mistress is too busy playing hostess to keep tabs on what's happening at the Infomaniac Christmas Party.

Please fill me in about what's going on. Photos have been numbered, if that helps.

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Enjoy yourselves, Bitches. We're partying all weekend.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Filthy Friday - Invitation Reminder

Would tinsel complete this look?...


Consider it done...


A reminder that you're invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party this Saturday and Sunday.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Scenes from LAST YEAR'S Christmas Party

We finally got the roll of film developed from LAST YEAR'S Infomaniac Christmas party...



















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Surely we can do better this year.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - Gift Wrap Edition



Do you Bitches add bows to your packages?

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Happy Hanukkah

Hanukkah/Chanukah begins Tuesday, December 12th at sunset and continues through Wednesday, December 20.


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This evening, light one candle on your menorah.

Happy Hanukkah to our 3.5 Jewish Infomaniac Bitches!

Monday, December 11, 2017

An Invitation

Tickets are now available for the Infomaniac Christmas Party!...

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You are invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party, taking place this coming Saturday and Sunday (December 16-17.)

How many tickets do you want? Who are you bringing?

Saturday, December 09, 2017

Bubble Machine

With the holiday season in full swing, we here at Infomaniac have installed a bubble machine...

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Friday, December 08, 2017

Filthy Friday - Stain Removal Edition


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How do you Bitches remove stubborn stains?

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Ba-Dum-TUSH


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Rolling Stone released a 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time list but we here at Infomaniac would like to know...

Do you Bitches have a favourite drummer?

Do you play the drums or have you ever taken a lesson?

Have you ever slept with a drummer?...

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - All-Day Breakfast Edition


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Where do you Bitches go when you're hankering for an all-day breakfast?

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Eye Wash Station

For the benefit of our more sensitive readers, an eye wash station is being installed, here on Infomaniac...

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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."

We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.

-- The Management

Monday, December 04, 2017

The Dating Game

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...

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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.

Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.

Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.

Sunday, December 03, 2017

Exclusive Suite Sale

Step right up, Bitches! Hurry down to our sales office!...


Be the first in line to book your suite in the new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home!

Exclusive deal open only to Infomaniac Bitches, regardless of their sexual orientation. LGBTQIA! YAY!

Purchase your suite today and collect points on future purchases with the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

You don't have to be retired to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer. Plan ahead!

Tell us which suite you want and what you're looking for in amenities.

Act now, while units last!

Saturday, December 02, 2017

Weekend

The Mistress has recuperated from her injury and all is well...

What kind of weekend are you Bitches having?

Friday, December 01, 2017

Filthy Friday - Nutrition Edition

Peel that banana and what do you see?...


PHLOEM BUNDLES!...



See those stringy bits? Technically, they're called "phloem bundles" (pronounced "FLO-em") and they distribute nutrients up and down the banana as it grows. They're a rich source of potassium, fibre, vitamin A, and vitamin B6.

We here at Infomaniac want to know ... do you Bitches eat the phloem bundles?

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Fill in the Blank

NORMA AND HER (fill in the blank) ...

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - It's Hammer Time!


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Tell us about your most recent DIY project.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Monday

It's Monday. Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?...

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Friday, November 24, 2017

Virgil, Quick, Come See, There Goes Robert E. Lee

Click here to read an excellent post by Mr. Peenee regarding the removal of Confederate monuments of the Civil War.

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Note #1: My idea for posting this image came from a comment by Normadesmond on Peenee's post.

Note #2: This blog post title contains lyrics from "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," a song written by Robbie Robertson and released on the 1969 album, The Band.

Note #3: We are installing this statue of Divine in the Infomaniac Sculpture Garden

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving, American Bitches!

Could you at least try to look thankful?...

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - The Happy Organ

Seeing this...

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.. reminded me of a cheery little instrumental made famous by Dave "Baby" Cortez in 1959.

Bitches, turn up the volume for "The Happy Organ"...

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

Monday, November 20, 2017

Book Report

Remember the The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge?



No, we're not doing a 2018 Book Challenge just as we didn't do a 2017 Book Challenge.

But we here at Infomaniac would like to know if you read any interesting books this year. And what are you currently reading?

At the moment, The Mistress is reading this...



... which is a coincidence because Charles Manson has finally gone to hell.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sleep - It's Wonderful!

Or so I've been told.

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The Mistress is experimenting with a variety of sleep techniques.

Regular posting will resume sometime on Monday if The Mistress gets a good night's sleep, for a change.

While The Mistress is sleeping, do NOT look through her diaries.

Singspiration Sunday

It's Me Again Lord...

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And more from the same group ...


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