Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Reading Week - Newspaper Edtion

Do you read the newspaper?


If so, which one(s)?

And where do you get your newspaper? At a newsstand? Home delivery? Online?


Do you read it from cover to cover or just certain sections?


Tell us all about your newspaper reading habits, Bitches.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Reading Week

It's Reading Week here on Infomaniac.

To begin, we'd like to know where you like to read.

In the bath?



In bed?



Or some place else?

Tell us where you like to read, Bitches.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

The Infomaniac Bowl-A-Way

I've been trying to keep this a secret until the grand opening but motor-mouth Norma blabbed about it.

Welcome to The Infomaniac Bowl-A-Way!



We here at Infomaniac strive to make your leisure time, quality time. That's why we've created these special leisure lanes for your enjoyment.

Bring your friends!

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Glitter and Be Gay!

Memo of the Day...
Glitter and be gay! It's Saturday!


♫I Don't Pop My Cork for Every Guy I See♫

You've had your champagne... now let's move on to the hard stuff.

Click pic to biggify...


Pop your corks, Bitches! It's the weekend!

Friday, April 25, 2014

Champagne Celebration

We here at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge propose a champagne celebration...your reward for making it through another work week.


But remember...


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Couple of the Month


Discovered browsing the Infomaniac Art Gallery.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

Vaginal Art

Vaginal Knitting. No, I'm not talking about the time I knit myself a new uterus...

An Australian artist spent 28 days knitting from wool that she inserted in her vagina.

Everyday she took a new skein of wool that was wound so that it would unravel from the centre and she stuck it up inside her... and then she pulled out the thread and knitted.

Meanwhile, back at the Infomaniac Art Gallery...

More recently, a Swiss artist "gave birth" to a painting by ejecting paint-filled eggs from her vagina.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Friday, April 18, 2014

Filthy Friday

Don't try this at home, Bitches...


Save it for the pub.

Everyone loves a good party trick.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Infomaniac Art Gallery

Welcome to the Infomaniac Art Gallery.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Quote of the Week

Infomaniac awards the "Quote of the Week" to MUSCATO.


Dialogue between Mistress MJ & Muscato, as follows:

Mistress MJ: "Remember to apply sunscreen to your swimsuit area."

MUSCATO: "Oh, MJ, kind of you as always to think of me, but for the good of the nation, my swimsuit area hasn't seen the sun since the second Reagan administration - it's just better that way for all concerned.

Quote found on comments section of this post.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

A Date With Don Draper

I have a date with Don Draper this evening for the seventh and final season of "Mad Men."

Disturb me at your peril.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Attention Whorticulturists

Thanks to Norma asking about "whorticulturists" in the comments of our previous post, we thought this might be a good time, being that it's supposedly spring, to pose the following question:

(click pic to enlarge)

Do you Bitches want to participate in another annual Garden Photos Event later this year?

Friday, April 11, 2014