Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Getting Back on Track

Mistress MJ is taking some time off but will return soon.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Happy Birthday, Miss Congeniality!

You may know her as Miss Congeniality from our "Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition.

Or perhaps you recall when she and Cookie tied the Blowjob Contest to each win the title of Cocksucking King.

Maybe you were there when she was given a butt reading.

Of course, you know she’s the current winner and next hostess of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

We're gathered here to wish PRINCESS a happy birthday on June 26.

So why are we posting this on June 25, you ask?

Because our Prinny is in Australia, otherwise known as Tomorrowland. It's already tomorrow, today!


Monday, June 24, 2013

Vive le Québec

June 24th is La Fête nationale du Québec aka Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day.

In celebration, we bring you a few of the men of the Province of Quebec...

Shhhh...don't tell anyone how handsome they are or everyone will be beating a path across our border.

And of course, when speaking of handsome Québécois, let's not forget our own Huggy Jon.

UPDATE: Speaking of Huggy Jon, a tip of the hat to him for suggesting these bonus extras...

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Sunday Supermoon

Norma (pictured below) wishes to remind us that a "Supermoon" will be illuminating the sky tonight.


Diggin' Up Bones

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Any family secrets you've discovered whilst digging up information on your ancestors?

Have you done any research on your family tree?

[Credit: iStockphoto/Gary Wales]

Did you put your genealogy findings online or did you simply create a diagram on a big sheet of easel paper?

Friday, June 21, 2013

Mr. Peenee's Pussy

Mr. Peenee...


Mr. Peenee's pussy...

Filthy Friday - Summer Solstice Edition


So, do you Bitches have any plans for the summer?


Well? DO you?

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy

For those of you who have fallen off the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan bandwagon...


Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Bring on the Meat!

"To hell with healthy eating. Bring on the meat!" says Norma...


Before you can shake your skewer stick, more Infomaniac Bitches take Norma's lead and follow suit...

The Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan: innovative new lifestyle guide or doomed social experiment?

Are You Getting Enough Roughage?

Corn is a good source of thiamin, folic acid, phosphorus, vitamin C, magnesium and dietary fibre or "roughage."

"Corn is a food that gives us plenty of chewing satisfaction, and its high ratio of insoluble-to-soluble fiber is partly the reason."

But its "insoluble fiber is tops at tackling common digestive ailments (like constipation and hemorrhoids) by absorbing water, which swells the stool and speeds its movement."

[photos via]

This has been an announcement from the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Salt Sugar Fat: The Unholy Trinity



Before you fill up that shopping cart, read this book...

In Salt Sugar Fat: How the Food Giants Hooked Us, Michael Moss takes us inside the labs where food scientists use cutting-edge technology to calculate the “bliss point” of sugary beverages or enhance the “mouthfeel” of fat by manipulating its chemical structure. He unearths marketing campaigns designed—in a technique adapted from tobacco companies—to redirect concerns about the health risks of their products: Dial back on one ingredient, pump up the other two, and tout the new line as “fat-free” or “low-salt.” He talks to concerned executives who confess that they could never produce truly healthy alternatives to their products even if serious regulation became a reality. Simply put: The industry itself would cease to exist without salt, sugar, and fat. Just as millions of “heavy users”—as the companies refer to their most ardent customers—are addicted to this seductive trio, so too are the companies that peddle them. You will never look at a nutrition label the same way again.

The author shows us the ruthless tactics that food company giants employ to cash in on our cravings. Snack food, for example, is aggressively marketed to lower income families and children.

Yet when food company executives were asked if they feed their products to their own children, the answer was "no."

Some of you Bitches are struggling with weight loss. If you're wondering why the pounds aren't coming off, you might be surprised to find out why. Food companies are going all out to make sure you crave their foods by adding additional salt, sugar and fat to many of the foods you think are good choices nutritionally. Not only is it a deterrent to weight loss, it's a health hazard.


But let's say you don't eat junk food. Think you're making a smart choice with yogurt or spaghetti sauce? Yoplait contains twice as much sugar per serving as Lucky Charms! Half a cup of Prego Traditional spaghetti sauce has as much sugar as three Oreo cookies AND a third of the daily salt intake recommended for most Americans.

Mistress MJ, who thought she was a wise consumer, had her eyes opened by this book. We hope you will too.

So put down that cupcake and read Salt Sugar Fat: How the Food Giants Hooked Us.


As Michael Moss says, If nothing else, this book is intended as a wake-up call to the issue and tactics at play in the food industry, to the fact that we are not helpless in facing them down. We have choices, particularly when it comes to grocery shopping, and I saw this book, on its most basic level, as a tool for defending ourselves when we walk through those doors.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

World Gin Day

Hop into the Gincuzzi, Bitches! It's World Gin Day.

As you can see (above) Mr. DeVice is already in the Gincuzzi and waiting for the rest of you to join him.

The bar is open, Bitches...

Leslie Jordan is stepping in to take your order but rest assured that the Official Infomaniac Bartender will be here to mix it.

 Mistress MJ loves every COCKtail except gin so you'll find her by the Vodka Fountain.

Adios Motherfuckers!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Hayward's Arse Saves the Day!

In our previous post,Mistress MJ was on the verge of banning all of you for numerous infractions, including failure to submit a photo of your arse to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Thankfully, Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD has placated Mistress MJ with a photo of his delicious derrière...

In fact, we think Hayward's arse is so scrumptious that it should be packaged and sold at the Infomaniac Grocery Store under the brand name "SNACKABLES."

We're adding Hayward's arse to the Gallery of Alluring Arses.

You should give thanks to Hayward and his arse. As a result of his generosity, Mistress MJ has lifted the ban on ALL you Bitches.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Banned By Infomaniac

Don't let THIS happen to YOU...

(logo created by and awarded to LX)

And you think being sent to the Oubliette is punishment?

The following is a partial list of offences and reasons YOU could be banned for life here on Infomaniac:

Wearing offensive footwear, particularly CROCS.

Mentioning Celine Dion.

Asking "Did I win yet?" too many times.

Ignoring contest deadlines.

Not using a towel on the furniture whilst nekkid.

Emitting bodily fluids, especially vomit.

Failure to submit a photo of your backside to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Voting Republican.

Wenis Wednesday

Meanwhile, in the Infomaniac Games Room...


Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Ménage à Trois of the Month

You're all familiar with our "Couple of the Month" feature.

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac, entitled "Ménage à Trois of the Month."


Tell us if you'd like this to be a regular feature.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Urinal Cake

Should the Infomaniac bathroom renovation include a urinal?


Should it include cake?

Bathroom Reno Update

Work on the bathroom renovation continues as Mistress MJ adds another accessory...

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Charmed, I'm Sure

Gay, eye-catching charms...

(Click pic to enlarge)


Full-color reproductions in miniature of your favorite popular brand products...cans, jars, bottles, boxes. They will set your friends to talking, asking questions, wishing they had one, too.

Use them many exciting different a dress trim belts or decorate sweaters or jackets.

Note the "Crisco" charm to commemorate the fun you've had at our infamous Infomaniac Crisco parties.

Time limited offer. Get one while supplies last through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

For an extra dollar, we'll thrown in a custom-made charm created especially for YOU. What kind of charm would you request?