Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Leather Bar: The Musical

Have you ever broken into song and dance at a leather bar?

For those of you impatient for the singing and dancing to begin, skip ahead to around the two-minute mark.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Autobiography of Miss Normadesmond

This month's Infomaniac Book Club selection is "I'm a Large Woman: The Autobiography of Miss Normadesmond."


Norma's a whole lotta woman.
-- Foundation Garments Weekly

If you Bitches have finished reading this page-turner, why not share the highlights with us?

Let the book club discussion begin.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Petra's Red Carpet Bitch Fest

It's been a long time since we've heard a peep from Denmark's biggest poof / Infomaniac Bitch, Petra of Petra's Palace.

Click here to read Petra's fashion critique of this year's red carpet styles.

Amanda Seyfried wearing Alexander McQueen. At first glance I couldn't make up my mind about it but now I really like the dress. Not keen on the hair though and maybe this dress wasn't the right one for her because of the armpit wrinkle fat which is cruel to talk about but it's just there. LOOK!...

Petra seems a little obsessed by women's "crotchal areas" and "armpit fat" and is deluded about snagging George Clooney as his future husband, but all in all, an enjoyable presentation of the Oscars red carpet 2013.

Welcome back, Petra!

February Menswear Report

February, NINETEEN SEVENTY-SIX, that is.

If you're time-travelling back to 1976, pick yourself up a "travelknit fourpiece" ...


Non sport-fags click here for info on Tom Seaver.

If you Bitches could travel back in time to 1976, what would YOU purchase off the racks to wear?

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Salami vs. Spam

Which do you prefer?


[via Zenfancy]

Or Spam?

Mistress MJ's box has been stuffed full of spam recently and she is not happy about it at all.

I'm having enough trouble keeping up with the paperwork following the World Domination Tour, (not to mention the border-crossing incident) let alone trying to delete all the spam comments as they come in.

I'd prefer not to enforce comment moderation.

I suppose I could install "word verification" however, those of you who blog drunk will encounter difficulties with that option.

Suggestions welcome.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Filthy Friday - Shrinkage Edition

Shrinkage...tell us your experiences.

We're not surprised if you don't recognize these photos of Norma without her wig ... nor her merkin.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Norma's House Tour

Let's join Miss Normadesmond as she shows us around her humble home.

Let's kick off in the kitchen, where Norma whips up her famous Salted Ding Dong...


After a taste of Norma's salty Ding Dong, let's relax in Norma's salon. No need to worry about sticky fingers nor leaky bodily fluids. Norma's got you covered!...


Norma excuses herself to use the "little girl's room"...


Is that her famous Velva Cream on the toilet tank?

Our tour winds up in Norma's boudoir. Yup, this is where all the action is, folks...

Thank you, Bitches. We hope you have enjoyed this little peek into Norma's world.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Smutty Sunday

It's Sunday.


Worship at the Church of Infomaniac.

Saturday, February 16, 2013


By the looks of things, it's another typical weekend here on Infomaniac...

[thanks, Thom!]

And yet Norma acts like she's never seen a pair of buttless chaps before.

Friday, February 15, 2013


A new search engine for you Bitches to try...

Have a look at this screenshot...

(Click to enlarge)

Because the site originates from France, the default language setting is French. You can change the language by using the drop-down "Languages" menu near the top right of the page.

The main feature of Qwant is that it places all web content (including social media, news, photos, videos, etc.) on a single screen.

Play around with it and see if you like it.

Just don't ask me any questions about all the features because I'm getting familiar with it myself.

Filthy Friday Meets Fashion Friday


As Thom would say, "It's a look."

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

À la claire fontaine

In anticipation of Valentine's Day, we here at Radio Infomaniac offer you a song of love and loss. Because you've all been there, haven't you?

Enjoy the simple beauty of this traditional French/French-Canadian ballad as sung by France's Grégoire Boissenot.

Dozens of versions exist but Grégoire's is my favourite.

Il y’a longtemps que je t’aime,
Jamais je ne t’oublierai.

(“Long have I loved you,
Never will I forget you.”)

Background about this song, which dates back centuries and was sung by the Voyageurs, can be found here. And for those who wish to sing along or see a translation, click here.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Seen on the Slopes

Is it too much to ask that Mistress MJ get away for a day on the slopes without being followed by the Infomaniac paparazzi?

Mistress MJ was pursued down the hill by our health inspector MARGARET...

and busybody NORMA...

and HUGGY JON...

Can't a Bitch have a little private time?

Monday, February 11, 2013

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Year of the Trouser Snake

The Chinese New Year has begun, ushering in the Year of the Snake.

Or as we here at Infomaniac like to call it, the Year of the Trouser Snake.

How will YOU be celebrating?

Home Sweet Home


Mistress MJ has landed.

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Pit Stop

With yesterday's strip search behind her, Mistress MJ must make a quick pit stop before returning home...


Mistress MJ will pop by to visit you Bitches over the weekend!

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Border Crossing Blues

Mistress MJ has been detained at the border...

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Rolling Home

Mistress MJ is on her way home from the World Domination Tour.

See you Bitches soon.

Sunday, February 03, 2013

The World Domination Tour Rolls On

The World Domination Tour has been extended.


Mistress MJ has worn out several pair of high heels and may have to do the unthinkable: switching to sensible footwear.

In the meantime, tell me what YOU Bitches have been up to.