Monday, December 31, 2012

Double Celebration!

On December 31st we celebrate New Year's Eve AND Savannah's birthday.

So we've baked TWO cakes...


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HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

Let's blow 2012 out our arses!...

Happy New Year, Aussies!

Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Australian Bitches!


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Because you live in the future and celebrate New Year's Eve before we do.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

A Date With Anderson Cooper

Suppose that you won a dream date with Anderson Cooper and/or the chance to co-host the annual Times Square New Year's Eve party with Anderson Cooper.



Tell us all about it, Bitches.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Top Infomaniac Events of 2012

Looking back at 2012...



Let's recap 2012 here on Infomaniac with a few highlights shall we? ... in chronological order...

1. 2012 is welcomed in as the “Year of the Arse.”



Topher coined the term “Year of the Arse” and the phrase really stuck. We had every intention of posting as much arse as possible on Infomaniac but it was Princess who did an outstanding job of posting arse after arse on his blog. Bravo, Prinny.


2. We featured your nipples in our Tit Bits Gallery, based on a guessing game on Infomaniac entitled, “Whose Nipple is it Anyway?"



So far we’ve seen the nipples of Mistress Maddie, LX, Nursemyra, Cookie, Kapitano, Normadesmond, Tazzy, and our dearly departed friend Piggy.


3. Cookie’s cock is christened “The Cookie Monster” in “Name That Willy!




4. Ms. Nations wins the title of “Butchest Bitch” in our Butchest Bitch Contest...




5. Infomaniac Bitches show off the stuff in their houses on Show and Tell Day...




6.Cookie and Princess win the title of “COCKSUCKING KINGS” in the Blowjob Contest...




7. Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent Art Exhibition…



...an art exhibition featuring the works of twelve talented Infomaniac Bitches.


8. You Bitches show us around your gardens!...




9. There are always renovations in progress at Infomaniac. This year saw the addition of The Tinfoil Room




10. Normadesmond is promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter




11. The Gin Jacuzzi (Gincuzzi) is installed…



12. LX (Mr. LAX)won an award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch”...



13. Three Infomaniac Bitches (Princess, Wally and Cookie) turned FIFTY this year!...




14. In a five-way tie, Cookie, Norma, Kevin, Wally and LX are crowned Kitchen Queens in the Infomaniac Kitchen Queen Contest.




15. AyeM8y is designated Official Infomaniac Bartender




16. Margaret is welcomed as Infomaniac’s health inspector




17. The Deck Your Balls Event holiday décor extravaganza wraps up the year.



These are just some of the highlights. Why not add your own?

We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself here on Infomaniac this year as much as Mistress MJ has enjoyed having you.

To another year of fun and frivolity, Bitches!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Back Soon


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Mistress MJ is taking a break for a couple of days but will join up with you again soon!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle …



On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)

A special thanks to all who participated in the Infomaniac Deck Your Balls Event...


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And remember, Bitches. If Mistress MJ can make it through the HELL-idays, so can you.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Deck Your Balls Event!

The Infomaniac DECK YOUR BALLS event is here!


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Let's start our holiday décor extravaganza off with Mistress Maddie as she's hosting a festive décor event of her own today too. Click here to see what Mistress Maddie and her Bitches have on display.

MISTRESS MADDIE...
This year I did a branch tree, with all red lights. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering about all the red light glowing from the windows!!! And my balls seem to hang so much more comfortably in these branches! Course there are balls all over the place around here.






LX...
My new ornaments for this year: carved wooden Angels from the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas market in Berlin. Each is about 1.75 inches (45 mm) tall.

Did I win yet?




Note from Mistress MJ: We here at Infomaniac remind you that the Deck Your Balls event is NOT a contest.


THOM...
I was unclear as to whether a photo of my decorated testicles was what you were looking for or merely holiday decor. I've opted for the latter.

For my entire adult life I have never had a Christmas tree, and probably never will. However for the past few years I've been putting up the tree for my parents. I've come to the conclusion that decorating an artificial tree is sort of like accessorizing a giant toilet brush. Anywho, here's the tree....



Note from Mistress MJ: Lovely tree, Thom, but we're guessing your testicles are even lovelier.


MITZI...
I haven't sent any cards out this year to anyone, so find attached my Christmas greetings. As you can see by the photograph I haven't gone overboard with the trimmings, I never do, Christmas can go and fuck itself.




TOPHER...
My limited yet Merry Yuletide decoration...




MISS SCARLET...
My Santa Gnome, sitting by the wood burning stove....




PRINCESS...



Note from Mistress MJ: There was no descriptive blurb from Prinny but then we all know she was heavily into the rum and eggnog in our comment box yesterday.


HUGGY JON...
This is the new addition in our collection of "bébelles de nouwelle". It easy to install, lights are already set. I just hope I'll be able to shove it back in its box on January 2nd. It was on special at Can-Ti, 25% rebate and with 9.25$ bonus cash of Canadian Tire money, that little bugger cost me less than six blowjobs. WOO-HOO!!!




AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)...
Here's my fucking Christmas! As a merchandiser and Holiday Specialist (Some Call Me Mr. Christmas) I really want to come home to a clean palette. I sling Christmas all day for those with more money than taste and at the end of the day, well, it's just plain tacky.So I mustered up the energy to sling the shit at my house this year. Very severe and decidedly a statement on the recession.

Happy Holidays Bitches...










SUNSHINE...



Note from Mistress MJ: Sunshine is one of Mistress Maddie's Bitches but his decorative balls are welcome here anytime!


MISTRESS MJ...
Christmas looks a lot like Pee-wee Herman chez Mistress MJ. As you can see, Pee-wee's waiting for me to insert the "Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special" DVD.

It's a Christmas tradition chez Mistress MJ to watch this zany holiday favourite featuring some amazing guests such as Cher, Joan Rivers, Grace Jones, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Little Richard, Charo, The Del Rubio Triplets and so many more! And, of course, the usual cast of characters.

It just doesn't get any better!!!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!