Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Weathering the Storm

The lines are open here at Infomaniac...

Let us know if you're high, dry and accounted for.

Doubtless, some Bitches are without power and cannot comment but if you've heard anything from them at all, let us know.

We have it on good authority that the artiste known as kabuki zero is safe after an unfortunate event...

Monday, October 29, 2012

Batten Down Your Snatches!

To those in the path of the "Frankenstorm," we here at Infomaniac advise that you batten down your snatches, er, hatches.

Stay safe, Bitches.

Sunday, October 28, 2012


The award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” goes to LX aka Mr. Lax.

You win, Mr. Lax!

Thanks to our very own Princess for creating this award.

Sweetening the Prize Pot

What is Miss Scarlet doing in this photo, you ask?

She is sweetening the already fabulous prize pot for you Bitches, THAT’S what.

As you already know, the lucky winner of the Kitchen Queen Contest will receive the DINNER OF A LIFETIME at Ms. Nations’ home in scenic Sumas, Washington.

NOW, in addition to THAT fabulous prize, Miss Scarlet offers you a little something extra!

Miss Scarlet will personally create a handmade “Kitchen Queen” card, written in her exquisite calligraphy.

Click here to see examples of Miss Scarlet’s calligraphy.

If you've looked in Infomaniac's sidebar, you've seen Miss Scarlet's "I'm an Infomaniac Bitch" card...

Thanks to both Ms. Nations and Miss Scarlet for their outstanding contributions to the Kitchen Queen Contest.

And remember...

Deadline for the Kitchen Queen Contest is October 31st.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Divine Decadence

News of Norma's baking skills spreads far and wide.

Divine stops by to sample Norma's chocolate mousse recipe...

Filthy Friday - MoHo Edition

“Sexual relations are proper only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully wedded as husband and wife. Any other sexual relations, including those between persons of the same gender, are sinful and undermine the divinely created institution of the family. The Church accordingly affirms defining marriage as the legal and lawful union between a man and a woman."

--LDS Handbook 2

See more Mormon Missionary Positions here.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Bake-Off Bitchfight

Looks like things are heating up in the Infomaniac test kitchens as preparations get underway for the Kitchen Queen Contest!

Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...

At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.

Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!

[thanks, Montreal Jon!]

Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...


The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.

Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.

Details here.



Only ONE MORE WEEK to submit your entry to the KITCHEN QUEEN CONTEST!!!

Submit your recipe, with photo(s), by Wednesday, October 31st.

Details here.

A big THANK YOU to those Bitches who've submitted early.

Monday, October 22, 2012




That's right, Bitches!

Use the comment box to tell us what you have to give away FREE to any other Infomaniac Bitch who wants it.

Of course, if someone wants your piece of crap, you'll have to make all the communication and postal arrangements yourselves. Mistress MJ is not your mother.

I know for a fact that Ms. First Nations has tomato seeds to give away to anyone who asks.

How about the rest of you Bitches?

Middle of the Road Monday


Gay Gourmet

Are YOU a gay gourmet?

No quiz questions this time...either you know it or you don't!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Filthy Friday

Infomaniac Bitches prepping for the upcoming Kitchen Queen Contest...


Thursday, October 18, 2012

Cookbook Corner

With the Kitchen Queen Contest deadline just two weeks away, we know you must be pouring over your favourite cookbooks, looking for inpsiration.

And that's why we here at Infomaniac want to know...

Which cookery books do YOU turn to time and time again?

Tell us about some of your faves.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Toss Your Salad

A reminder that the Kitchen Queen Contest deadline is October 31st.

Have you tossed your salad?


Note: This post does not mean that Mistress MJ has returned from her break. It is simply to ease LX's separation anxiety and kabuki zero's pining.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Bitch on a Break

Mistress MJ is taking a break but hopes to be back with you Bitches next week.

Do we KNEAD to tell you that the deadline to enter the Kitchen Queen Contest is the end of October?

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Back Soon

In the meantime, fill my bath with THIS...

Sunday, October 07, 2012


It’s the Thanksgiving long weekend here in Canada.

Dinner preparations are underway in the Infomaniac household…

We expect THIS is how the rest of you are spending your weekend in preparation for the Kitchen Queen Contest

Note: Thanks to Montreal Jon for the photos!

Saturday, October 06, 2012

LX Does Berlin

Some of you may be wondering, "Where is LX?" aka "Mr. LAX."

He's gone to Berlin for a few weeks but we hope he'll be posting travelogues from abroad and/or popping by to comment from time to time.

Unless, of course, he's too busy...

AND rumour has it that he'll be meeting up with Herr Mago in Franconia!

Friday, October 05, 2012

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Learning to Cook

With the Kitchen Queen Contest coming up, we here at Infomaniac would like to know...


How, when and where did YOU learn how to cook?


Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Remembering Piggy...With The Bristol Stool Scale

I'll have you lot know that my poo's are slender and sleek, smell of Calvin Klein 1 and are carried down gently into the toilet water by dainty little butterflies.”
- Piggy

In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.

The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.

It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.

Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?

Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.

Monday, October 01, 2012

Are You Hoary?

Infomaniac Bitch Old Knudsen informs us that today is The International Day of Older Persons.

Norma and Peenee and approve…

[thanks, Thom!]

Note: We'll be posting something new everyday this week here on Infomaniac but Mistress MJ won't be popping 'round to visit your blogs 'til Thursday. See you Bitches then!