Sunday, November 13, 2011

Alcoholic Test

Bitches, please humour Mistress MJ by taking one more test of her new monitor.

Observe the photo below…

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Can you clearly read the text without squinting? (A reminder to Mr. Peenee and Normadesmond to put on their reading glasses.)

Is the entire photo visible without clicking to enlarge?

Can you see the image labelled “Started drinking 20” straight across to the image labelled “Loss of control 42 years of age” without clicking on it to enlarge? Or is a portion of the photo cut off?

Thank you for your assistance.

Regular programming will resume later today.

24 comments:

  1. So, how far is The Mistress past "Loss Of Control?"

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  2. I am on my phone so swinging is inevitable... but all the picture is visible... I just have to zoom in to read.
    Sx

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  3. Oh lord, I have been the victim of predictive text! I meant squinting! I have not been swinging with Mr Von LX!
    Sx

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  4. What kind of establishment do you think this IS, Miss Scarlet?

    *pushes Von LX off barstool*

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  5. *steps over Mr Von Lax sprawled on the floor*
    Oh hai Mr von Lax, might I call you a cab?

    This picture is lovely on my wide screen... though it is a little disconcerting... does one Die on turning 43?

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  6. Oh... hai Miss Scarlet... What's that you are swing from now?

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  7. I'm not talking to you.

    I'm coming up to 42 and I'm having problems with small text....

    No, I will have another cocktail thank you, I wasn't that interested in the picture anyway.

    Von LX, can I buy you another one honey? You don't need to get up, I'll hand it down to you.

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  8. i could read it, sugar, but then again, i'm so old my glasses are always on! xoxoxoxox

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  9. No problems. Let's have some fruit based cocktails to start the day, vitamins and stuff. But a Russian coffee first. Terrible, all these women drinkers, conquer all the bar space ...

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  10. At 42 she seems to have lost a contact lens.

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  11. Is this some sort of BYO barstool establishment?

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  12. does the timeline change if you are a single gal or married? straight vs lesbian vs TG? What if you change your cocktail of choice, does this prolong the inevitable? this is rather disturbing to wake up on a sunday morning too. I'm still trying to remember whathisname's name who's in my bed....or maybe it's a woman, who is almost 42?

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  13. But at 43 the cycle continues right back, right?

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  14. heck, at 39 the legs uncross and lord knows what gets up there?

    i don't use readers yet...missy!

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  15. YES!
    It is all there, along with savannah, I were my glasses all the time now...

    Of course when I pass out on the bar room floor, I much prettier than she & never alone...

    P.S. Take a peak under that "stylish" blouse that norma is wearing and you'll find a huge magnifying glass hanging at the end of that "gold" serpentine chain....

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  16. @ Roses: Thanks. I'll have another Cape Cod, if you don't mind.

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  17. Whew! I have a couple of more years before I have to worry about having a problem. Bartender! I'll have another!

    *makes note to self to be sure to wear fancy panties from age 39 on...don't want to scare people with my granny panties if I fall off the stool*


    Looks all good on my laptop MJ

    Hai Princess!

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  18. Maybe we drink because we're wearing the same damn dress for 22 years..

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  19. oh hell at 51 I could do better than 42. Just sayin'...


    btw... Coco is starring in her first commercial.........

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  20. BITCHES: Thank you for your assistance in this and the previous test. If, in future posts, the photos look wonky, please let me know.

    THOMBEAU: Neely will be making a cameo appearance in the next post!

    BOXER: I’ll be over asap!

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  21. Not to be an ASS, but where's the chart for MEN ?

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  22. HEFF: That's easy.

    It's one simple step from "started drinking" to "loss of control."

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