Saturday, February 19, 2011

Crisco Party!

It’s been well over a year since our last Crisco Party.

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Since we have all this leftover Crisco from baking Miss Janey’s birthday cake…


It’s time for another Crisco party!


Bet you thought Crisco was just for frying chicken!

21 comments:

  1. If one is out of Crisco®, may one substitute another product? Uh, asking for "a friend."

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  2. Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!

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  3. Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...

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  4. IVD: Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!

    What waistline?

    I could put both my hands around your so-called waistline!

    NORMADESMOND: i've always preferred to go with the first ladies choice.

    I have a feeling that margarine is the only thing Eleanor was spreading by that time.

    PRINCESS: Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...

    What is it you Aussies say?...

    Slip-Slop-Slap?

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  5. Ive slipped......

    Ive slapped.....

    And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...

    Takers?

    ***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***

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  6. why am i not shocked by damien's position?

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  7. Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!

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  8. Oh Yes I've seen that pose...
    It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it?
    Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.
    *Rousing round of applause*

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  9. as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.

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  10. A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.

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  11. It's digestible!!
    Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.
    Sx

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  12. It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash off, though.

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  13. DAMIEN: Ive slipped......
    Ive slapped.....
    And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...
    Takers?
    ***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***


    Would you like a profile on our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

    NORMADESMOND: why am i not shocked by damien's position?

    Because his YouTube clip has gone viral?

    COOKIE: Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!

    And the Crisco can is the DJ booth!

    PRINCESS: Oh Yes I've seen that pose...
    It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it?
    Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.
    *Rousing round of applause*


    It’s the dog’s bollocks!

    KABUKI: as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.

    kabuki was a child prodigy.

    ROXY: A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.

    So thoughtful of you to make it easy on the Houseboys come cleanup time.

    SCARLET: It's digestible!!
    Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.


    Good heavens, Miss Scarlet…what IS your topping of choice?

    STACIA: It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash off, though.

    Roxy has thoughtfully provided us with dropcloths for the floors.

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  14. MITZI: What is a larder lout?

    I'm still trying to grasp Grandmother's footsteps.

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  15. Thank you, Mitzi.

    I shall add that to my growing list of British slang.

    I hope to have occasion to use it.

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  16. ROSES: *sniff*
    I missed the party.


    That ship sailed hours ago.

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