Friday, December 10, 2010

Filthy Friday

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27 comments:

  1. I'm sorry, but that is frickin' hysterical.

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  2. ah-hahaha!

    rub Pinochios nose and it starts dripping!

    that is fuckin ace.

    can i put that over at my bog?

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  3. I've got no strings
    To hold me down!

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  4. "Would I lie to you"?
    "Would I lie to you, baby"?
    "Now would I say something that wasn't true"?
    "I'm asking you baby, would I lie to you"?

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  5. did you notice that this dweeb has no navel?

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  6. bwaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah,

    *takes deep breath*

    bwahahahahahhahhahhahah

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  7. Norma
    I stared at this for a while looking for it. I'm voting for Photoshop error.

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  8. i agree mr.p, and can't help but wonder
    why it was p-shopped out. maybe it was a grotesque outy & took away from the artistry?

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  9. I am calling "shenanigans," as I am told the youth of today say.

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  10. KEVIN: I'm sorry, but that is frickin' hysterical.

    No need to apologize…after all you’re FIRST!

    SAVANNAH: HILARIOUS!!!!!

    How did FIVE minutes pass between you and Kevin?

    You were on a roll there for awhile.

    DANNY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    ah-hahaha!
    rub Pinochios nose and it starts dripping!
    that is fuckin ace.
    can i put that over at my bog?


    You’re most welcome to put it over at your bog.

    In fact, you may wish to print out the page and use it as bog roll!

    XL: I've got no strings
    To hold me down!


    You have no strings
    Your arms is free
    To love me by the Zuider Zee

    WALLY: "Would I lie to you"?
    "Would I lie to you, baby"?
    "Now would I say something that wasn't true"?
    "I'm asking you baby, would I lie to you"?


    I’m quite enjoying your performance but I’ll ask that you skim over Annie’s “Christmas Cornucopia.”

    BOXER: bwaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah,
    *takes deep breath*
    bwahahahahahhahhahhahah


    I once pulled a muscle doing that.

    NORMA & PEENEE: I’m in agreement that the “outie” must have been Photoshopped out for aesthetic reasons…as Norma says, because it “took away from the artistry.”

    Although according to family lore, my uncle’s navel scarred over after birth.

    Mistress MJ cannot confirm as she never asked for a peek.

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  11. Oh Mistress ........... this one was too easy it isn't even filthy :(

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper whilst attempting to stifle a yawn***

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  12. I agree with Damien. Filthy Friday has become tasteful. But it's quite welcome as I haven't yet recovered from the banana canon...
    Sx

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  13. ...Wednesday...
    Why have Filthy Friday when you have Wenis Wednesday?
    Sx

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  14. Can we book him for the Infomaniac Childrens Christmas Party ??

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  15. DAMIEN & SCARLET: Mistress MJ thought you’d appreciate a little levity after last Friday’s Banana Cannon.

    BEAST: Can we book him for the Infomaniac Childrens Christmas Party??

    I think not as the kiddies will be shocked by his missing belly button.

    Why don’t you dress up in your clown outfit instead?

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  16. So your not telling lies today?

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  17. Well, Pinnochio was the boy of wood.

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  18. Designing Wally stole my line. Yeah, they WANT IT more, lol.

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  19. PRINCESS: So your not telling lies today?

    Who, me?

    KAPI: Well, Pinnochio was the boy of wood.

    Exactly!

    HEFF: Designing Wally stole my line. Yeah, they WANT IT more, lol.

    I know you’re getting out your Sharpie as we speak.

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  20. Tell me sir, does my bum look big in this?

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  21. I think Pinocchio could do with a shave

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  22. ROSES: Tell me sir, does my bum look big in this?

    Spin him around, Miss Roses.

    MITZI: I think Pinocchio could do with a shave
    and a face lift


    Ha! Love the new avatar, by the way.

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  23. "C'mere little fella, this won't hurt a bit. Now put your face right here, and when I tell you to, I want you to LIE TO ME!"

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  24. Oh god, oh god! click here Haaahahahahahahhahaaha! I think I gave myself an aneurysm!

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  25. ROXY: "C'mere little fella, this won't hurt a bit. Now put your face right here, and when I tell you to, I want you to LIE TO ME!"

    Oooo…dirty little LIES!

    You’re a filthy minx, Roxy.

    MANDA: Oh god, oh god! click here Haaahahahahahahhahaaha! I think I gave myself an aneurysm!

    No pain pill can help you with THAT.

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