Thursday, July 09, 2009

Kudos to Eroswings

We are still on vacation.

While you’re awaiting our return, we would like to extend our thanks to Eroswings


Eroswings Does Greece
(click for maximum shirtlessness)

Eros, of his own free will, took the time to respond to all your comments in Mistress MJ’s absence.

See for yourself if you haven’t already read his responses to you. Just scroll way down this page to his extensive and witty comments.

This is not the first time Eros has come through for Mistress MJ while she was away and we think that deserves credit.

Eros needs an official title that represents his status as assistant scribe here at Infomaniac.

Suggestions?


Note: This post is really just a flimsy excuse to post shirtless pics of Eroswings. Here’s another shot we like!…


Eros the Naked Cowboy

20 comments:

  1. Ah, Eros. So generous and giving.

    However, too much time at Infomaniac, mingling with the loiterers might mean a terrible transformation into MJ-By-Proxy! I don't know if the world could cope with two MJs?

    P.S. Where is everyone? I can't believe that I was first.

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  2. I believe his title - befitting a servant of the Mistress should....

    Eroswing - Muse and Seneschal of the Mistress.

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  3. IVD: OhmygodsI'mfirst!!!!!

    Have you employed some jiggery pokery witchery to achieve this?

    Ah, Eros. So generous and giving.
    However, too much time at Infomaniac, mingling with the loiterers might mean a terrible transformation into MJ-By-Proxy! I don't know if the world could cope with two MJs?
    P.S. Where is everyone? I can't believe that I was first.


    Two MJ’s? Thankfully one of them has passed on, leaving the rightful MJ to rule.

    CYBERPOOF: I approve.

    And I’m certain you clicked to maximize shirtlessness.

    XL: Midnight Cowboy!

    We would find him equally delightful at “High Noon”!

    DAMIEN: I believe his title - befitting a servant of the Mistress should....
    Eroswing - Muse and Seneschal of the Mistress.


    Well, he has been known to a-“muse” me.

    Seneschal of the Mistress would be a fitting title.

    According to Wikipedia, "the seneschal must know the size and needs of every manor; how many acres should be ploughed and how much seed will be needed.”

    It just so happens that Mistress MJ has a field that needs ploughing and she would like it filled with as much seed as possible.

    SAVANNAH: *sigh*

    That really does say it all.

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  4. Oh wow yumminess

    This does not help with my cowboy fetish

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  5. I've already seen it dear so no.

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  6. JELLY MONSTER: Oh wow yumminess
    This does not help with my cowboy fetish


    To satisfy your fetish, we suggest asking Maxi Cane to wear chaps and shout “Ride me hard!”

    MAGO: Backdoor Man?

    Our back door hinges are firmly in place, thank you very much.

    Now make yourself useful and apply soothing peppermint oil to my delicate feet.

    CYBERPOOF: I've already seen it dear so no.

    I’m sure you licked the screen though.

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  7. Just being neighborly and picking up the papers and trash piling up on the porch while you're on vacation...

    Don't want any questionable characters moving in while you're on holiday.

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  8. EROS: Just being neighborly and picking up the papers and trash piling up on the porch while you're on vacation...
    Don't want any questionable characters moving in while you're on holiday.


    Just being neighbourly (Canadian spelling), you say?

    Then you should be wearing Mister Roger’s red cardigan.

    Wait…what am I saying?

    Take it off!

    Seriously now…you are a treasured Infomaniac bitch and we appreciate your ongoing contribution.

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  9. Eros Swings should be called WELL HUNG COWBOY and where can I purchase pics of him in all his glory? drool

    I am assuming he is well hung as I imagine you to be a size queen MJ

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  10. EMMA: Eros Swings should be called WELL HUNG COWBOY and where can I purchase pics of him in all his glory? drool
    I am assuming he is well hung as I imagine you to be a size queen MJ


    Mistress MJ is most definitely NOT a size queen.

    Big or small, she likes them all.

    But we did notice, when we clicked on that first pic, that Eros is concealing a rather large salami in his shorts.

    And that he “dresses” to the left.

    Ahem.

    As for purchasing pics of Eros, send me your credit card details and we’ll make arrangements.

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  11. Mr Swings is the complete package; the perfect balance of brains & brawn...something MJ's houseboy playthings could only dream of.

    His formidable skill set would definitely warrant a suitable title such as Vice President of Operations and a sweet expense account.

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  12. Wow! He's hot!

    *fans herself briskley, feeling all flushed*

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  13. Ah ha, so that's the jagballs with the clever comments.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  14. CYBERPOOF: Isn't that beside the point?

    Who are we to judge you on your screen-licking tendencies?

    DONN: Mr Swings is the complete package; the perfect balance of brains & brawn...something MJ's houseboy playthings could only dream of.
    His formidable skill set would definitely warrant a suitable title such as Vice President of Operations and a sweet expense account.


    What were you saying about his package?

    ROSES: Wow! He's hot!
    *fans herself briskley, feeling all flushed*


    Take a number and form an orderly queue.

    EROS: Ah ha, so that's the jagballs with the clever comments.

    As DONN said, “brains and brawn.”

    AND a sense of humour!

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