Sunday, July 19, 2009

Disco Party

It’s party time on Infomaniac!



After a nine month’s absence, our Eddie Waring of Leatherette Beanbag has returned to blogging!

And that lazy sod Mr. Frobisher is back too after five month’s without a post.

We here at Infomaniac think that’s as good an excuse as any to throw a disco party.

As you can see, the guests have already started arriving …





In fact, it looks like the party’s well underway in some corners! …




Be sure to dress appropriately (or inappropriately!) …




Yes, it’s okay to bring a friend …




You’re all a buncha Super Freaks so get down and Boogie Oogie Oogie!



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24 comments:

  1. Oh, thank goodness I decided to wear bell bottoms and a sailor cap. It would've been embarrassing to show up in the same silver body paint as those two!

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  2. I see Mistress is wearing her disco stripper champagne glass! If you need me I’ll be in the Go Go cage wearing my jockstrap and platform disco shoes. “On the disco round...oh yeah....”

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  3. No need to change, I'm all ready in my white disco suit.

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  4. A period. Why would you ask that, I thought that you and I were cycling together. ;)

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  5. Great party.
    Was it held at the YMCA?

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  7. Why is my outfit on the floor all of a sudden?

    Does that mean I'm naked?

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  8. Do you think this gold lame cat-suit is a bit too much?

    I daren't eat a thing whilst wearing it, but it doesn't stop me drinking all the red wine I can find.

    Good party, by the way...

    *wanders off to find a slave of her own, or maybe some more chips*

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  9. Help! I'm the other side of the velvet rope - they don't recognise me! Gotta go Liza (with a "z" is throwing up)

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  10. EROS: Oh, thank goodness I decided to wear bell bottoms and a sailor cap. It would've been embarrassing to show up in the same silver body paint as those two!

    Don’t let IVD see you in that sailor cap or he’ll be on you like a rash.

    Where IS he, by the way?

    AYEM8Y: I see Mistress is wearing her disco stripper champagne glass! If you need me I’ll be in the Go Go cage wearing my jockstrap and platform disco shoes. “On the disco round...oh yeah....”

    The coins they’re placing in your jockstrap will be a bitch to dig out of that red shag carpet.

    XL: No need to change, I'm all ready in my white disco suit.

    I thought that was your official pillow fluffer uniform.

    You’re certainly getting a lot of use out of it!

    BAMATRAV: A period. Why would you ask that, I thought that you and I were cycling together. ;)

    That was two days ago.

    Try to keep up.

    SCARLET: I am still in my pyjamas.

    Cum as you are!

    KAZ: Great party.
    Was it held at the YMCA?


    Yes! Because it’s fun to stay there!

    CYBERPOOF: Why is my outfit on the floor all of a sudden?
    Does that mean I'm naked?


    Good heavens!

    That’s the same red shag carpet where we found Mean Dirty Pirate’s platform disco shoes!

    Is something going on between the pair of you?

    ROSES: Do you think this gold lame cat-suit is a bit too much?
    I daren't eat a thing whilst wearing it, but it doesn't stop me drinking all the red wine I can find.
    Good party, by the way...
    *wanders off to find a slave of her own, or maybe some more chips*


    Looks to me like you’re retaining water.

    Care for a Wiener Wrap?

    FROBI: Help! I'm the other side of the velvet rope - they don't recognise me! Gotta go Liza (with a "z" is throwing up)

    Don’t get any of Liza’s vomit on your Halston halter-mini!

    They’ll recognize you if you put your Bree Van de Kamp wig back on your head.

    Welcome back!

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  11. Hopefully I will not disappoint. Both Knudsen and I were actually at the party in the pictures. We went as a ridiculously well hung pantomime horse. For obvious reasons, I was the back half. I don't remember much about about the party, I must have passed out at some point. It may have been the fumes inside the costume. And trust me, waking up with your face half buried in Soren's arse crack isn't as much fun as it sounds.

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  12. Crikey MJ, I've just got back from this one, I don't think I can manage two orgies in a weekend.

    Can you do one for next week?

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  13. As usual , I will be washing up in the kitchen wearing the lurex posing pouch(On my head) and lathering up with the love mitten

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  14. EDDIE: Hopefully I will not disappoint. Both Knudsen and I were actually at the party in the pictures. We went as a ridiculously well hung pantomime horse. For obvious reasons, I was the back half. I don't remember much about about the party, I must have passed out at some point. It may have been the fumes inside the costume. And trust me, waking up with your face half buried in Soren's arse crack isn't as much fun as it sounds.

    Did you by any chance find a half-eaten Mars Bar between Old Knudsen’s cheeks?

    If so, I’d like it back.

    As for your return to blogging, we hope you manage at least one post per week.

    Do you think you have it in you?

    We’re sure that that’s a question you asked Old Knudsen whilst you were in costume as the back half.

    LULU: Crikey MJ, I've just got back from this one, I don't think I can manage two orgies in a weekend.
    Can you do one for next week?


    We’ve borrowed the dry ice machine from Haswell House but the damn thing’s not working.

    As there’s no haze in the air to disguise you, we’ll know instantly if you decide to manage it or not.

    As for another party next week, we wouldn’t count on it but there will be a special Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service post to look forward to.

    Not another word about it at this point though.

    BEAST: As usual , I will be washing up in the kitchen wearing the lurex posing pouch(On my head) and lathering up with the love mitten

    I expect that at some point during the washing up, you and Mr. Frobisher will exchange underpants.

    You, with Mr. Frobisher’s lace panties on your head, and Frobi with your purple Lurex posing pouch on his.

    CYBERPOOF’S AGENT: We have no official comment.

    I think the word “shag” says it all.

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  15. Sorry Mistress, it must be that time of the month (again).

    I'll pass on the Wiener Wrap though. I've given up those kind of sausages.

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  16. Hey! I'm back after a long and pointless absence too!

    (Is there cake? Or isn't it that kind of party?)

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  17. as usual (for me) I'll be the one hiding behind the plant.

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  18. ROSES: Sorry Mistress, it must be that time of the month (again).
    I'll pass on the Wiener Wrap though. I've given up those kind of sausages.


    We know you prefer a Big Sausage Pizza.

    KAPI: Hey! I'm back after a long and pointless absence too!
    (Is there cake? Or isn't it that kind of party?)


    There’s always cake for you, sweetie.

    Welcome back!

    BOXER: as usual (for me) I'll be the one hiding behind the plant.

    Hey, aren’t you supposed to be in San Francisco?

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  19. Morning ... tha party's over? Yes I feel sore in some parts ... glad to learn that Soren and Eddie are re-united, what a pair of animals ... they could have given Lady Godiva a more racy and horny horse, but I guess the stuff was all stuffed and stiffed back at those Studio times and they neede all the horse for themselves. Mistress where are yer hoofes? And you rented me out ? ! ? AW what a drag, where's my queen now adadays I want the Mistress' feet again, the smallovelydaintyhumber36 - heck this thumb bears my marks ...

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  20. MAGO: Morning ... tha party's over? Yes I feel sore in some parts ... glad to learn that Soren and Eddie are re-united, what a pair of animals ... they could have given Lady Godiva a more racy and horny horse, but I guess the stuff was all stuffed and stiffed back at those Studio times and they neede all the horse for themselves. Mistress where are yer hoofes? And you rented me out ? ! ? AW what a drag, where's my queen now adadays I want the Mistress' feet again, the smallovelydaintyhumber36 - heck this thumb bears my marks ...

    We hope that Old Knudsen and Eddie Waring will strip down, grease themselves up, and wrestle nekkid for our viewing pleasure.

    Speaking of pleasure, Mistress MJ will massage your sore parts in exchange for a foot rub.

    When I dismiss you, you may attend to Miss Roses.

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  21. I see you've some how found the pictures from my last years birthday party!

    Lovely!

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  22. JASON: Oh you haven't seen your birthday pics ... yet.

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