Friday, May 01, 2009

Filthy Friday

How are you celebrating No Pants Day?


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We here at Infomaniac draw your attention to item #9 on their FAQ page stating…

Did you know that in Britain “pants” means underwear? Shouldn’t it be No Trousers Day instead?
Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn’t it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, “In Britain, ‘pants’ means….” etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!

35 comments:

  1. SCARLET: Yes. Happy?

    May I go have my cocktail now and relax in peace?

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  2. Yes, thank you!
    But I now have an unpleasant image in my mind of a no pants rush hour... I'm thinking British.
    Sx

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  3. I guess technically then, I am second. Woot!

    Now I have to go read the post.... brb

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  4. So, on No Pants Day, does everyone in the UK go commando?

    Who thinks these things up anyways? It is too chilly to go without pants in Winnipeg. It is only +5 right now, fer chrisakes. Must have been someone somewhere tropical, where the only problem with going pantless is a roasted weeny and rosy cheeks.

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  5. It's a bit chilly here in the mornings. Everything would shrival.
    Sx

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  6. ***pained Sigh***
    Do we in the UK have to point out YET AGAIN that we are the Mother land and the queens* english is the original and world standard . So technically your version of pants , which should be trousers is well....pants.
    As a second point men should ALWAYS go commando as the male equipment is designed to dangle unencumbered as a means of temperature control, and has a built in 'hauling in' mechanism for inclement conditions.

    This short public service announcement to the colonies was brought to you by Beast

    *Thats the woman with the orb , sceptre and crown . Not Piggy.

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  7. So this is what priests do when they're not in their frocks molesting the flock!

    I hope those are his baby pics on the wall, because it'd be disturbing if those were his offspring instead.

    Is that summertime Jesus in the background? Turning water into sangria!

    It's gonna take a miracle to wipe that couch clean!

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  8. *Thanks Beast for the education*
    Why has Jesus got a pineapple on his sleeve?

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  9. I love the way you slip in your old man porn in such a way people don't realize it's your fetish.

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  10. I am digging the socks though. What's up with Jesus in the amazing technicolor dreamcoat?

    Wil Harrison.com

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  11. PONITA & SCARLET: We are pleased that you continued on amusing yourselves even in Mistress MJ’s absence.

    We have nothing further to say to you at this time, assuming that you are passed out from drink somewhere.



    BEAST: ***pained Sigh***
    Do we in the UK have to point out YET AGAIN that we are the Mother land and the queens* english is the original and world standard . So technically your version of pants , which should be trousers is well....pants.


    Eh?


    As a second point men should ALWAYS go commando as the male equipment is designed to dangle unencumbered as a means of temperature control, and has a built in 'hauling in' mechanism for inclement conditions.

    It’s sounds like a rather complicated maze of ropes and tackle and blocks and tackle.

    However do you get through the day?


    This short public service announcement to the colonies was brought to you by Beast

    Is this service available on the Beeb International?


    *Thats the woman with the orb , sceptre and crown . Not Piggy.

    Piggy is the bigger Queen.

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  12. BOXER: er,
    Happy FF!


    Say it like you mean it.



    EROS: So this is what priests do when they're not in their frocks molesting the flock!
    I hope those are his baby pics on the wall, because it'd be disturbing if those were his offspring instead.
    Is that summertime Jesus in the background? Turning water into sangria!
    It's gonna take a miracle to wipe that couch clean!


    Ha!!!!!!!!! You have made Mistress MJ laugh AND you are the first one (at last!) to notice the appalling décor.



    KAZ: Why has Jesus got a pineapple on his sleeve?

    It is proof that Jesus loves fruits.

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  13. UBERMOUTH: I love the way you slip in your old man porn in such a way people don't realize it's your fetish.

    I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about, Miss Uber.

    *exits to check on Old Knudsen’s nappy*




    WIL: I am digging the socks though.

    Go on, then….Knock your socks off.


    What's up with Jesus in the amazing technicolor dreamcoat?

    He’s standing in for Donny Osmond.

    We regret that we spelled your name incorrectly yesterday but we thought that it was ‘Will’ like ‘Willy’….*teehee*

    Anyway, you are perilously close to becoming an Official Infomaniac Bitch. If you comment 3 consecutive times on Infomaniac, you become one of us. You commented yesterday and today… come back tomorrow and you’re in. But we must warn you that with Official Infomaniac Bitch status comes responsibilities and expectations.

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  14. I'm sorry but all I'm seeing is the socks. With nastieness like that just can't comment on anything else.

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  15. I know Old Knudsen is taking no pants day seriously, his dangling scrotum and long root vegetable were almost scraping the ground. It almost turned me off him sexually. Almost.

    Sitting here in library wearing just a tshirt and a smile. uhoh here come the police. Apparently I didn't read the sign: NO EXPOSED LABIAS IN THE LIBRARY

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  16. I am always so busy checking the decor that I overlook the vegetables

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  17. Let's make it so those antipodeans can understand the nature of this thing and call it "No Strides Day".

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  18. CYBERPOOF: I'm sorry but all I'm seeing is the socks. With nastieness like that just can't comment on anything else.

    At least the elastic in them is holding up.



    EMMA: I know Old Knudsen is taking no pants day seriously, his dangling scrotum and long root vegetable were almost scraping the ground. It almost turned me off him sexually. Almost.
    Sitting here in library wearing just a tshirt and a smile. uhoh here come the police. Apparently I didn't read the sign: NO EXPOSED LABIAS IN THE LIBRARY


    Get yourself a laptop and go home.

    Libraries are cesspools of filth…germs and people who pick their noses while checking their emails…not of the kind of filth we like.





    LULU: I am always so busy checking the decor that I overlook the vegetables

    It wasn’t much of a crop this year, Miss Lulu.



    ISTVANSKI: Let's make it so those antipodeans can understand the nature of this thing and call it "No Strides Day".

    I couldn’t remember what Antipodean meant at first and thought it had something to do with being anti-feet.

    I am anti-socks in this case.

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  19. For some reason, the term "floppy" comes to mind.

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  20. I'm not biggifying a damn thing !

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  21. RANDOM: For some reason, the term "floppy" comes to mind.

    Why haven’t you updated to a USB flash drive?

    You can keep a lot more of your dirty photos on it.



    HEFF: I'm not biggifying a damn thing !

    I bet your friend ‘Wil’ biggified.

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  22. You don't see those sort of white toweling socks much these days.

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  23. Can I put my pants back on now?
    Sx

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  24. FirstNations (on hiatus)7:09 PM, May 01, 2009

    My daughter is celebrating No Pants Day by pooting out a baby. Oh yes!

    In other news, I'd totally do Stephen Hawking.

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  25. FirstNations (again)7:10 PM, May 01, 2009

    ...neither activity can be performed while wearing pants, you know. It's true.

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  26. EMERSON: You don't see those sort of white toweling socks much these days.

    Old School socks.



    SCARLET: Can I put my pants back on now?

    It may be after midnight where YOU are but it’s still No Pants Day here.

    So ‘NO’ is the short answer.



    FIRST NATIONS: (on hiatus): Whoa, wait a minute bitch!

    You don’t just go on hiatus and then stroll back in here any old damn time you feel like it.

    Oh all right, then.


    My daughter is celebrating No Pants Day by pooting out a baby. Oh yes!

    Thankfully you’re not blogging so we won’t have to see the gory pics.


    In other news, I'd totally do Stephen Hawking.

    You disgust me.

    Does that mean your love affair with John Cleese is over?

    Or are you slutting around on him?


    ...neither activity can be performed while wearing pants, you know. It's true.

    Don’t make me picture it.

    You had better get your on-hiatus ass back here on MAY 5TH.

    I am sworn to secrecy as to why MAY 5 should be so important but you had better damn well BE HERE ON MAY 5TH.

    Now get back to your baby-pooting or whatever it was you were doing before you got here.

    Bitch.

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  27. my beautiful eyes.......oh how they burn.....

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  28. MANUEL: Is it only your eyes that are burning or do you have the dreaded "ring of fire"?

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  29. ANd it burns burns burns ...

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  30. HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    (is that better?)

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  31. MAGO: ANd it burns burns burns ...

    Sounds like you’ve been there yourself.



    BOXER: HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (is that better?)


    It will have to do.

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  32. whitesockswhitesockwhitesocks!
    what the fuck is up with the goddamn white socks? and he's fucking posing, as if that shit was looking good, too! that ain't right, sugar, not at all. xoxoxo

    @firstnations..congratulations, darlin!

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  33. SAVANNAH: whitesockswhitesockwhitesocks!
    what the fuck is up with the goddamn white socks? and he's fucking posing, as if that shit was looking good, too! that ain't right, sugar, not at all. xoxoxo


    My goodness, it’s not often we hear profanity from the lovely Savannah.

    Have you started drinking early?

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