CAUTION: This posting contains macho subject matter and high testosterone levels. Enter at your own risk.
It’s the in thing to have a husband who blogs.
Just ask Maddie or Maidink. Both their husbands have new blogs of their own and it’s my pleasure to introduce them to those of you who haven’t yet met them.
First up…
BILLY
Y’all know our Maddie and her fantabulous blog Ridicluelessness.
Maddie and Billy
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Maddie’s husband Billy created a blog called Billy’s Club “giving celebrities or other notable persons what their daddy's should have given them a long time ago...a good beating.”
Billy’s interests include celebrity gossip and his wife’s boobs. Especially his wife’s boobs.
Billy’s a police officer in Alabama so don’t say anything to piss him off. I know some of you will be thrilled to know we have a resident man in uniform.
Maddie: “Oh Billy, I’ve been such a bad girl!”
Okay, moving right along to our next Blogging Husband…
GEO
The lovely Maidink needs no introduction here on Infomaniac. So let’s meet Maidink’s love slave, Geo, of Shooting 4 Fun.
Geo, Maidink, and their wee sprog Dinkerdoodle
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Geo works in a Philadelphia steel mill as a crane operator.
He likes to shoot stuff, reenact World War II and chase Maidink around the house.
BILLY AND GEO
I think Billy and Geo should meet up. They’d get along like a house on fire, don’t you think?
They have so much in common. They both like firearms and their hot little wives. And they’re both Yanks… but don’t hold that against them.
Is it just me or have you noticed that for two macho good ole boys, they’re both wearing PINK shirts? Ladies, I think there’s something your hubbies aren’t telling you.
So what more can we say about Billy and Geo? You’ve got a police officer and a crane operator. Add a biker, a cowboy, a sailor and a Chief into the mix and you have the Village People!
A final note to all you hot-blooded males out there. You can see that Billy and Geo’s wives are stunners. In fact, their radiant beauty distracts from Billy and Geo! But keep it in your pants, boys. Maddie and Maidink are happily married and are not interested in your scabby arses. So no emails or phone calls, please.
Now get over to their blogs and tell ‘em MJ sent ya.
It's so very sad that Maidink really only loves me. Geo is a nice band-aid, but she is so madly head over feet in love with me.
ReplyDeleteBless Geo for not being upset by this.
I reckon they both do drag on Saturday nights at some sleazy leather bar. They look like they do. Geo's got drag queen legs, you know.
ReplyDeleteAnd my Superhero looks good in his uniform. No-one compares.
Piggy...I have a picture just for you. It involves my husband and a beer mug...and that's it.
ReplyDeletemaddie, don't tease poor piggy. now he'll go around all day chasing poor tazzy until tazzy gives it up.
ReplyDeletei didn't even recognize you maidink. i recognized dinker though. cute kid.
ReplyDeleteGreat write up MJ!
ReplyDeleteTony: It must be hard being so irresistible.
ReplyDeleteP&T: Speaking of superheros, did you know that Billy describes himself as a super hero who enjoys flying, x-ray vision and his really tight blue suit?
Maddie: You have a nekkid pic of Billy and a beer mug? Let’s all have a peek then.
Pink: Tazzy will give it up for a lot less than that.
Maidink: You’re a cutie. But if you really want a makeover, you can book one with Midget Arse. She’s giving Piggy a complete head to trotters makeover. His will take the better part of the day what with all the crack filler that’s needed. And she’ll have to buy a new trowel to apply his makeup. He’s so high maintenance.
Pink: Isn’t she the cutest wee Dinkerdoodle?
Pru: Ta!
Maidink: Yes, Midget Arse is giving Piggy a makeover but I didn't say she could improve him. Midget Arse is good but she can't work miracles.
ReplyDeleteMaidink - definately a compliment. that pic didn't do you justice. your avatar is alot better and shows that you're a caring and loving mother (could be a good or bad thing - :)
ReplyDeleteGeo: A prank? *puts ideas into MJ's head* When you least expect it, Geo. When you least expect it.
ReplyDeleteSend more pics, suitable for Photoshopping.
*evil laugh*
MJ - poor tazzy is injured. you should go kiss the boo-boo and make it all better.
ReplyDelete*winks and grins wickedly*
Pink: I'm at work for the next 5 hours or so and can't check his blog or, unfortunately, play night nurse to Tazzy. What's happening? Fill me in.
ReplyDeleteNo-one tell her!
ReplyDeleteNosey cunt.
TELL ME! If our Tazzy is poorly, I want to know.
ReplyDeletetazzy's been injured. he was chasing piggy around the house and tore his knee cartilage.
ReplyDeleteBilly: So long as you’re talking football (soccer) and not American football, we’ll get along fine. My football fantasy involves the entire Italian Azzurri team as they file into the locker team all cheering and sweaty from winning the World Cup and …. oh, I see. You’re talking about something else entirely.
ReplyDeletePiggy: Note what Billy said about me, and I quote: “You are like the treasure at the end of the rainbow.” Isn’t that beautiful?
Pink: Thanks so much for alerting me to Tazzy's owie. I plan to kiss better anything that needs mending.
Billie - Darn. I never get nothing, me. I'll bombard that little blonde fluffy of yours with pleading emails until she gives in and send me one.
ReplyDeleteNot your 'proudest' moment, eh? Well nothing less than a pic of your 'proud' will suffice.
We'll ask her to snap an 'early morning' pic. That should do the trick.
MJ - "You are like the treasure at the end of the rainbow"
*laughs*
Amazing what men say when drunk.
Did he mean you look like an ugly wee leprechaun sat counting glden coins?
Yes. That'll be it. Gawd, he's clever.
Piggy: *inserts a "glden" coin up your arse*
ReplyDeleteSpelling-impaired cunt.
Billy: At least tell us what role the beer mug played in the pic.
Maddie: Piggy won't let up til he gets his pic. Better just to send it now and get it over with.
My WV is asgag... sounds like something P&T have in their bedside table
LOL@ Piggy...
ReplyDelete"ugly wee leprechaun"
ROTFLOL
Maddie: Watch it or you'll be next for the 'glden' coin.
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