Tuesday, December 06, 2016

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Sunday, December 04, 2016

Socks Appeal

Inspired by a photo of men wearing nothing but socks and smiles on Mistress Maddie's recent post, we here at Infomaniac are here to inform you that wearing socks in bed could improve your sex life.

A University of Groningen study found that 80% of people provided with socks to put on were able to orgasm during sex.

That’s compared to just 50% who could achieve orgasm without socks.

Further investigation shows that the people in question were women.

Let's take an informal poll and ask Infomaniac Bitches what you think. Could wearing socks in bed improve your sex life or has it improved your sex life?

Saturday, December 03, 2016

Friday, December 02, 2016

Filthy Friday – Oral Health Edition

Poor dental hygiene may hinder your ability to get an erection.

A study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that men with Erectile dysfunction are three times more likely to have gum disease than men who do not have Erectile dysfunction.

Brush your teeth, floss, and schedule routine visits to the dentist, Bitches.

Thursday, December 01, 2016

The Fondoodler

The Fondoodler. It's like a hot glue gun for cheese.

The Fondoodler is a reloadable hot gun that melts most types of string, shredded, block or sheet-style cheese in a cylindrical canister, just like a hot glue gun.

Stuff the cheese into the barrel. Then squeeze the trigger and out comes gooey cheese.

What you do with it is your business.

Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network or here.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Crimes Against Cheese

If you need a reason to avoid deep-fried fast food or McDonald's or Wisconsin, look no further.

Shitting Gold Bricks

A Royal Canadian Mint employee is guilty of smuggling 22 gold nuggets called "pucks" in his rectum over a period of several months.

The gold pucks are “about the diameter of an Oreo cookie, and about two-and-a-half times as thick.

The pucks are worth a total of $165,000 Cdn.

The thief set off the metal detector more than other employees. Each time it happened, he was given a manual search with a hand-held wand. He passed the search every time. Apparently, the handheld detectors are less sensitive than the walk-through detectors and do not detect metal in body cavities.

Ontario Court Justice, Peter Doody said of the thief:
"His locker contained Vaseline and latex gloves, which could have been used to insert a puck into his rectum."
He added that there were no cameras in the locker room. Since the arrest, security measures have been upgraded at the facility.

Note: We here at Infomaniac do not recommend using your rectum as a carryall.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Tied Up


Back soon, Bitches. The Mistress has work to do.

NOTE: If you find yourselves at loose ends today, go on over and wish our Savannah a happy 10th blogging anniversary.