Wednesday, April 26, 2017

We Disapprove

Whatever it is you're thinking about doing, Norma and The Mistress disapprove...

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Public Service Announcement #36

Think twice before calling room service. Studies show that hotel phones have high levels of bodily fluid residue on them…


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Telephone keypads in hotel rooms were found to be teeming with over double the acceptable amount of bacteria; far more, in fact, than bathroom door handles.

Experts suggest that hotel guests protect themselves from bacteria by washing their hands, using hand sanitizer and wiping down surfaces with disinfectant wipes.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Gardening is Cheaper than Therapy and You Get Tomatoes

Now that it's spring, have you Bitches started gardening?


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Later this year, we'll be hosting the SEVENTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT. Previous entries can be viewed here.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Ladder Safety, Continued

Honestly, did you Bitches learn NOTHING from yesterday's post?...


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Monday, April 17, 2017

Public Service Announcement #35

Ladders are a frequent source of injuries. Please follow these safety guidelines.

Wear SHOES with non-slip soles...


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DON'T exceed the maximum load capacity of a ladder. Only one person at a time is permitted on a ladder unless the ladder is specifically designed for more than one climber...


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Climb FACING the ladder and place your feet firmly on each rung...



Center your body on the ladder and keep your belt buckle between the rails while maintaining a firm grip...


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Use secure blocking or have someone hold the ladder...



DON'T climb a ladder if you are not physically and mentally up to the task...



Failure to comply with the above regulations will result in punishment from The Mistress...



This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Sunday, April 16, 2017